if your boyfriend doesn’t worship your butt then he’s a lame and i’m very sorry you have to deal with that
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Anonymous said: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
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What did the cat say to the dog?
cats don’t talk